The Yum Factor - part 1

Another Ladies Night has come and gone, and so has another Friday night, which means the weekend has arrived. I'm at work right now, still buzzin' from last night, but I've got a lot of catching up to do here on my blog, so grab yourself a drink, sit back and relax, and enjoy my latest tales while I try to get through another day at work. ;)

Just as a side note, I'm leaving dates as we go. There's a lot to tell you, so I just want to give you a timeline that's a little easier to follow.

FRIDAY - FEB. 15th

You already know that I usually only go out on Wednesday nights. It's actually pretty rare for me to go out on the weekends, because I have to work. Well, early last Friday I got a phonecall from Big T asking me if I wanted to go to the watering hole with her. I really wasn't so interested because, again, I had to work Saturday morning. I told her I'd think about it and get back to her. For about an hour she sent me text messages after that, trying to talk me into it, lol. I started considering it, because Big T and I haven't really been out together in a while, but I still hadn't given her an answer.

That same day, Hubby was leaving for the weekend to go on a camping trip with his buddies. At the same time, all my Texas family were gathering in Texas to party for the weekend, and I was really bummed that I wasn't able to join them. The further the day progressed, the more I started to consider going out with Big T.

Somewhere around 3:30 or so in the afternoon, I got another text message, only this time it was from Little JJ, a girl that I usually hang out with on Wednesday nights. She was also getting in touch to try to talk me into going out that Friday night. I told her I was thinking about it, and that I'd get back to her. And again, for the next hour, I got more text messages trying to talk me into going out.

At the same time all these text messages were coming in, Hubby was also hitting the road for his camping trip. Then, right after Hubby left, I get one more text message from Little JJ, telling me that Mr. Yummy was coming out too, with some of his buddies. I'm thinking, at this point, that I was destined to go out on Friday night. lol The fact that Mr. Yummy was going to be there cinched it for me, of course! ;) So I got back in touch with Big T and Little JJ, and told them I'd meet them down at the watering hole around 8:30.

As I was getting ready to go out that night, I decided that I should maybe play it safe and pack an overnight bag, just incase I end up having too much to drink and couldn't drive home. On nights like that, I usually stay at Fancy's house. But then I had a bright idea! *ding goes the light bulb* lol There have been many times in the past when Mr. Yummy has offered to let me stay at his house if I couldn't drive home. Remember, he's a good friend of Hubby's. So I decided, rather than stay at Fancy's that night, I'd call Mr. Yummy and ask him if he'd mind if I stay in his guestroom that night, (with ulterior motives of course!) So I sent him a text asking him, and he said, "Of course! Me casa su casa." Yay for me! I sent him another one to say thanks, and he responds by telling me after the bars close we're going to have a big orgy at his house. Yay for me, again! :)

While I was getting ready, I also started thinking about the comment that Mr. Yummy made on Wednesday night about being interested. I still wasn't convinced at this point if I actually heard him correctly - thinking maybe I was just imagining it, or maybe it was wishful thinking on my part, because I had been drinking. Either way, I was getting excited about seeing him that night to get a chance to find out - especially after his last text message.

Do you ever have one of those nights where shit happens, and you just have to go with the flow? Friday night was like that for me. As I was leaving the house to go out, I got a call from Big T asking me if I could pick her up. No problem. I headed to her house to get her. As we're pulling out of the driveway, she says she needs to stop at an ATM to pull out some money. No problem - I also needed to stop and get smokes. While we're at the mini-store, she say's, "Oh shit!" She had forgotten something at the house, and we needed to go back. But before we left the mini-store parking lot, my cellphone rings again, and it's Mr. Yummy wanting to know if I can pick him up from work and give him a ride home. Ummm. NO PROBLEM! lol So we swing by his work, grab Mr. Yummy and FINALLY start to head downtown, but not before stopping by Big T's house so we could grab whatever it was she had forgotten.

We finally make it to Mr. Yummy's house. I'm thinkin' we're just going to drop him off, and he'll meet us over at the watering hole. But then he asks if we mind us all going over to the watering hole together - he'll drive, since I was staying at his house that night. I said okay. He said 'right after he takes a shower.' *sighs* No problem. By this time it was almost 10:00, lol - and all I can think of was that we're missing some valuable partyin' time. Okay, no worries - the longer it takes us to get there, the less I'll actually drink, which means less of a hangover for me at work the next morning.

Big T and I sat in the livingroom while Mr. Yummy took his shower. As we're sitting there, I started thinking about Mr. Yummy in the shower...YUMMY! LOL Then here he comes, strutting by us with a towel wrapped around his waist, as he heads to his bedroom to get dressed. Did I mention the word, YUMMY?!?! lol He gave me a big ol' grin as he walked by, and I was trying not to cream my pants on the spot!

After about 10 minutes, Mr. Yummy comes out dressed all sexy in a black silk button up shirt and blue jeans. (Panties getting more wet by the second!) Then he throws on his leather jacket, and off we go!

At this point I'm still not sure if I heard him right the other night, so I try to remain calm as I'm thinkin', 'I really want this guy to F* me!' We finally get to the watering hole, and it's drinks all around. By now it's easily 10:30. We had some serious catching up to do if we were going to at least catch a good buzz before the bar closed at 12:45. And we did. I don't think I've ever slammed so many shots in a two hour period.

About an hour or so after we got there, I had already started to catch a pretty good buzz, so I decided it was time to have a "little chat" with Mr. Yummy. ;) So I sat down next to him and asked him if I imagined our conversation the other night. He said I didn't imagine it - he was definitely expressing interest! Of course, that just made my panties that much more wet, and it was 'game on'! After that, I started teasing him, brushing up against him, whispering a few naughties in his ear, sitting on his lap - that kind of stuff. I'm a huge flirt, especially when I know there's going to be some private fun later! And Mr. Yummy was having his own fun too, so it was all good. :)

Just about the time the bar was closing, Mr. Yummy asks me if I mind if we go over to another friends house for a little bit. (Mr. Cinco de Mayo to you, Mrs. WS, lol) I said sure. I felt like we had only just gotten out for the night, so I was ready to keep on going for a few more hours at least. After all, I didn't have to be to work until 8 a.m., and it was only 12:30.

In the car, on the way over to the friends house, I layed my hand on Mr. Yummy's lap, and started running my fingersnails up and down his upper thigh. It would take a few minutes to get to the friends house, and we had passengers in the back seat, so I could only do so much descretely, but the longer we were in the car, the more my hand got to explore. Then I looked at Mr. Yummy's face, and he was very quiet with a kind of 'oh shit' look on his face, so I asked him if he wanted me to stop. He said no, so I continued to explore until I started to feel him getting hard under my fingers. Then, damn the luck, we arrived at the friends house.

As we're walking up to the front door, I look to my left and there's a group of people hanging out in the hot tub. Even though it was -15 degrees outside, I was so ready to have some fun. But when we got into the house, the first thing I did was grab Mr. Yummy's hand, and we walked to a quiet, out of the way spot in the house. I couldn't help it...I needed to feel this mans lips against mine - He is Mr. Yummy, after all! ;) We stood there kissing for about 5 minutes, then someone called him, and we joined the rest of the party. Damn. lol When we got back to the livingroom, things started hoppin', and clothes started droppin' - my clothes in particular.

We're going to keep in mind that I am 43 years old. I would say, for the most part, except for being "full figured", I don't think I have a bad figure for my age. I could definitely stand to lose more than a few pounds, but I'm not too terribly subconscious about my figure...that is, until you put me next to anyone who has a great figure, then I just feel fat. lol But really, even then, I'm fairly comfortable in my own skin, and I feel sexy a great deal of the time.

We're also going to keep in mind that I am the oldest person at this party. Except for three women who are friends of mine who had followed us to the party (they are all in their early thirty's), all the guys that were there were in their early to mid-20's, and the remainder of girls that were there were all only 20 year's old - that would make them my son's age. And, by the way, I gave this absolutely no thought that night. It wasn't until the next day that all this age stuff dawned on me.

So, I'm standing there talking to a friend of mine, when I suddenly spy Mr. Yummy in his underwear, heading to the hot tub. I really wasn't sure about getting in the hot tub myself at that point, but then I hear the guys outside calling me, so I go out to see what's up. Apparently they all wanted to tell me they loved me and tell me how cool they thought I was, LMAO!!! Yes, they were all drunk. lol At the same time, while we're all sharin' the love, I see Mr. Yummy sitting there, and I decided it was time to get in the hot tub!

Before going in the house and de-robing, I asked everyone if it would bother them if I joined them with only my panties on. Hey, it's a courtesy thing - I just didn't want to offend anyone, and it looked like the "girls" in the hot tub were wearing either bras and panties, or bathing suits. My problem was that I wasn't about to put my $75 bra in a hot tub! And I wasn't prepared with anything more than what Mama Nature gave me. Anyway, they all said "NO PROBLEM!" (our words of the evening, lol) With that, I headed into the house, stripped down to my panties and headed back outside.

Can I just tell you... negative 15 degrees is FREAKIN' COLD! LOL Even now I can not believe that I walked in the snow barefoot and damn near naked in -15 degree temps. Of course, I was also drunk as shit at the time, so my body was a little numb already, lol. After hearing all the guys whoopin' and hollarin' my name because of the "no clothes" thing, I slipped into the hot tub next to Mr. Yummy, and all was well! ;) At least I thought it was...

Before I had decided to get in the hot tub, I knew there were girls in there. What I hadn't realized at the time, was how YOUNG those girls were. Lets just say things started to feel a bit awkward - particularly with Mr. Yummy, as my leg is hooked over his knee, my fingers running up and down his back, and he's talking to one of these 20 year old girls. Nothing like a cute 20 year old taking the attention of the guy you're trying to F* to make you feel old!

While geriatric feelings started to kick in, they were playing a game of "Truth or Dare". Suddenly it was my turn, and I had to ask someone truth or dare - so I chose Mr. Yummy, of course - he chose "Truth". With that, I asked him in a way that no one else would understand, "Given our recent conversations, are you sure??" Of course, I was referring to his "expressed interest" in F*ing me. He looked me square in the eye and said, "Yes, I'm sure." Then his attention turned back to the 20 year old. I didn't understand this. If he's so interested, then what the hell was he doing ignoring me and getting chatty with this chick?! At that moment, I told myself there's no way I can compete with a 20 year old. I wasn't even going to try, so I hopped out of the hot tub, and headed back in the house to get dressed. And thus ended my crazy Friday night hot tub moment.

For the next hour or so, I hung out with my 30-something friends, while the guys drooled all over the 20-something girls. Mr. Yummy didn't try to talk to me that entire time, and yes, it really started to piss me off, because I felt like he was all the sudden avoiding me, and the vibe I was getting wasn't a good one.

Finally around 3:15 or so in the morning, I decided it was time to leave. I had to be to work in less than 5 hours, which means I would be lucky if I got 3 hours of sleep at this point. So I asked Mr. Yummy for his house key, so I could pick up my stuff i had left there earlier. I decided that I didn't feel comfortable spending the night now, because I was really irritated at him, and honestly, I didn't want to wake up in the morning to find one of those little girls curled up with him in bed. So one of my girlfriends gave me a ride to his house, I picked up my truck, and headed home. As it turns out, I only got two hours of sleep that night, and I suffered a wicked hangover the next day at work.

SATURDAY - FEB 16th

While I was at work on Saturday, I was having problems getting in touch with Hubby while he was camping. I'm the worry-wort wife - we were supposed to be having a nasty snow storm coming in, and I just wanted to make sure he was okay. I tried calling Hubby's cell phone several times, but I wasn't getting a response, which really started to worry me, because Hubby is usually pretty quick to respond. After several attempts to reach Hubby, I decided it might be a good idea to try calling one of the other guys Hubby was with, but I didn't have any other cell phone numbers. The only person I knew who would have their numbers was Mr. Yummy, so I gave him a call.

Making the decision to call Mr. Yummy was actually kind of hard. I felt a little jilted from the night before, and that left a bit of sore spot. But while I was on the phone with him, I decided we needed to talk, so I asked him if everything was cool with us. He told me that everything was totally cool. But I couldn't let it go that easy, so I said, "I got the impression last night that you were avoiding me." That's when he confesses to me that he got a little weirded out about it, because he started thinking about Hubby and what he would say if he found out. This threw me off a little, because this whole thing started with Mr. Yummy telling me that he knew Hubby and I had an open marraige. I was thinking to myself, 'exactly what does he think an open marriage means?' But rather than pose that question to him, I simply said, "Hubby knows." I swear I heard Mr. Yummy "gulp" on the other end of the phone. That's when I began to explain our lifestyle to him.

Our lifestyle is not an easy one to explain to someone who's never been involved in anything like this before. There's this whole mainstream society view about what marriages should and shouldn't be about. I view our lifestyle as a definite sub-culture, because there are many couples in the world who have similar lifestyles. Whether mainstream society accepts it or not, it exists, and it's not going away. Maybe one day soon I'll blog about it, specifically. I know Mr. WS has asked me about our lifestyle, thinking that it is very similar to his life with the Mrs, and I had a hard time explaining it to him as well, although I know he understood to an extent. Anyway...back to Mr. Yummy...

So, I'm trying to explain to Mr. Yummy that I tell Hubby about everything I do. Okay, so there was wee-bit if a white lie in there (this blog for example), but for the most part, when it comes to extracurricular sex, Hubby usually gets the full scoop. I was telling him that Hubby knows what has transpired so far between us, and that he doesn't have a problem with it. I also told him about the other day - I got so horny thinking about Mr. Yummy that Hubby had to service me. I told him that Hubby knew why I was so horny, and he didn't have a problem with that either. Then he asks me what Hubby said about it, and I told him, "Hubby asked me if he could watch while you f*ed me." Mr. Yummy's only response to that was, "Really!?!?" I was getting the impression that Mr. Yummy was having a hard time with this, so I told him if it would make him feel more comfortable, then he needed to talk with Hubby. His response was, "Yeah. I'll definitely talk to [Hubby]." We left the conversation at that, and said goodbye.

I made it through the rest of the day at work, with a lot of x-rated thoughts about my new potential playmate. Then I went home and spent Saturday evening laying in bed watching TV for a while. Eventually I pulled out my vibrator, buzzed myself to yummy orgasm, then fell asleep.

There's more to "The Yum Factor", so stay tuned...

xoxo